In case you don’t know, the picture above is Jackie Stallone…Sylvester Stallone’s 90 year old mother! He brought her as his date to his film premiere a few nights ago, and this is what she looks like. Holy crap on a cracker! That woman has had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag combined! She has officially set a new standard for trout lips!
Let’s do a side by side comparison, shall we?
This is what she looked like in 2005 at the age of 83 when she was on Celeb Big Brother UK:
and a close up of her now:
I cannot even fathom how much money this woman has spent on plastic surgery! She’s got lips like ass cheeks, and if she gets her face stretched any tighter, her skin is going to actually rip. Imagine what she looks like when she gets up in the morning? It’s got to be a flat out horror show! You know who she reminds me of? Big Ang. Sadly she actually looks better than that train wreck does.
I cannot believe a 90 year old woman can look like this. She surely doesn’t have to worry about disintegration when she passes away because she’s got enough filler in her to last through eternity. If she gets cremated, they better back the hell up in case of explosion when the heat hits her.
I cannot stop staring at her picture. She truly has taken the whole “refusing to grow old gracefully” thing to a new level. Wow…just wow!